This is the beginning, everyone loading up...no one thinking to warn me (on the right with the kid in my lap) of what was coming. You know, in case I would have (most definitely) opted not to participate in the ride of terror? Up front, fearless, apparently, sits my second oldest Love. She was insanely embarrassed by my following behaviours. ( Sorry Sissy, honest engine.)
This is the first bump. To my credit, I didn't cry when we pulled out onto the road. I didn't scream when we went down the hill. I did beg to get off but the driver couldn't hear me and so I really did hang in there pretty tough, I thought. Then we hit this huge bump and I had instant visions of my little ones flopping off the side and getting road burn or broken bones or for heavens sake guts squished underneath of hay-bearing tires!!!!
And this is the rest of the ride. You can't see much of Nic and Payten because I have my other arm over them, pinning them down. They all three swore they couldn't breath, that I was squishing the guts out of them. Hello!!! Obviously I'm preventing gut squishing here!!! Jaeden is lucky she was out of reach, because I would have clothes-lined her to the bottom of the trailer too if I could have. All four of them were appalled, and no one wants to go on a hayride with me ever ever again. Ever.
Just to give proper credit to the non-insane folks who planned and participated in this lovely rite-of-Autumn-passage: We weren't really speeding. We weren't really on a highway. It was a quiet back-country road out by West Branch and I would comfortably say we traveled at about 10-15mph? They do it every year, and everyone seemed to quite enjoy the ride. Personaly, I'm thinking a slow stroll through a covered bridge might be more my style these day...
Happy Autumn Friends! <3
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